December 2009
“Men cry, real men cry, a lot.”
– Michael buble
BOLD stuff
hailpc:
mollythapanduh:rikkirachell:
Bold what you really like:
1) Striped socks. 2) Minty Breath 3) Winter Vacation 4) Warm hands. 5) Sublime. 6) Proving people wrong. 7) Sketching. 8) Steel drums. 9) Tampons. 10) The Sims 2.
11) Kissing. 12) Backpacks. 13) Cloudy weather. 14) Picking out presents for people. 15) Kevin Flamme. 16) Boys. 17) Classic movies. 18) Reminiscing. 19) Mario...
Dailybooth
I love going on the Dailybooth live feed. I feel like I’m shopping for friends :P
you just check them out, read a few of their blurbs, see if they are nice people then hit “follow” that’s it, you’ve added them into your cart, then instead of paying for them, you be nice and kind to them and feed them comments and words of advice.
“She says she doesn’t love me but she likes my company
For now that’s good...”
– Colin Hay - Beautiful World
I’ll say it’s enough, but it’s not
“Books are the ultimate dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever;...”
– John Green (via pinmywings) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters)
Tales of a Joel - Facebook
here are my favorite status updates from this year.
Joel Engelhardt…
“is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing”
” had a dream he was Damon Wayans, and then I won an award for best dressed…even after Kevin James insulted my tie.”
” ...
Love ;_;
“Today, I decided to call the guy I’ve been in love with for the past few months. I got his busy tone. I tried it again 3 times, and I still got the tone. Frustrated, I proceeded to message him, ‘Who are you on the phone with? Been trying to call.’ I got a message that second saying, ‘Been trying to call you, are you busy?’ from him. MLIA.”
Christmas of a Joel
It’s hard to buy gifts for people who and I quote “We like it better when you stay in your room and don’t come down” thanks family, I love you too.
This is why my brother is getting something nice and my sister is getting the equivalent of coal (a horrible scarf) I may have bought the ugliest one I could find :3
“Am I home or am I simply tumbling out alone?”
– owl city - on the wing
kardia of a Joel
When I talk to her, songs that haven’t been written yet play in my heart.
I’d rather look into her eyes and hear her voice than stop and write them down.
“Life can show no mercy
It can tear your soul apart
It can make you feel like...”
– Michael Buble “Lost”
slap your keyboard and make it an acronym and then...
chirpofjoy:
dorkaholaddict:
brittanyconley:
scaeriel:
slkd
silk lining knitted drawers
frh Fuck real hard. Lmao. Wow.
pnha
possums never hug asparagus
cy.hjvb
chirpofjoy you . have just vivacious beets
my beets ARE quite vivacious, actually.
zerty
Zerty eats really tasty yacks
(not even kidding, I slapped my keyboard and I spelled my username, what the frack, I assume all the...
You should all do this too.
chirpofjoy:
thisishowweburn:
trickistokeepbreathing:
skippingbeats:
kittycate:simplyshady:fiendishthingy:achieving:kaitlyn-hod:tamburina:
A - Available: Yup B - Best Friend: Kevin, he’s the sean to my gus. C - Crush: Just one right now.
D - Dad’s Name: Bob. E - Easiest Person To Talk To: My friend alex F - Favorite Band: Five Iron Frenzy G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears(although I...
Can't Be Certain
goshnicole:
How does one know that “this is it” or that he or she is “the one” for them? Is it the amount of actions we do for them or the amount of actions we are willing to do for them? Is it the frequent thoughts of them that go through our minds every second, minute, hour, and day? Is it the infinite number of butterflies that flutter their rapid wings in our stomachs every time they are...
Winning chances for a Joel
Joel twisted off the cap of a bottle of love. Underneath the cap it said
Sorry, please try again
Average day in the life of a Joel
Today will be spent reading T. S. Eliot, and freezing to death. Yay broken heater!
Studying for finals, and doing my project…I’ve been putting tit off a bit too much :(
in the words of the Dread Pirate Roberts, “Death first!”
Locomotion of a Joel
When she smiles at me, my legs turn into rubber.
Biology of a Joel
There exists no blood in my heart, only hope, faith, love and a song.
A day in the life of Poe
I had quite the epic dream last night, you get to hear part 2 of it :D
I had purchased Edgar Allan Poe’s house after he had passed away, and I spent the dream exploring it ^_^ It was one of those dreams where it felt like hours had passed too, so that was quite nice. It was like a miniature vacation, I spent the most time in his office, where he apparently did all of his writing, it was...
A much better day today
I slept at like 9pm, and ended up waking up at like 4am XD I messed around on facebook and dailybooth, then slept for another 2-3 hours, woke up…made breakfast.
I really though I was going to have the worst eggs ever O_O kept getting scared I was going to burn or break them, yet they ended up as the best eggs I’ve ever made =P then I spent the day working on my theater project,...
The rotating kharma of a Joel
I’ve suddenly realized that I should have listened to that girl 14 years ago when she said to me “Joel, you’re silly”
I believe her now.
A story I wrote. based on the "I hate my job"...
My year was so frickin unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I met: The first of the crowd was the damn lawyer. And this guy is more than just your average lawyer. In He rode in a frickin carriage all the way from england, all the way to my decrepit isolated place in Siebenbürgen. He’s probably not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he’s 30’s, the...
“when you’re standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind
It’s not the...”
– The Cars - Just What I Needed
arg!
I realized I’m going to have to do another video this week O_O I’d rather not, but I’m trying to do something entertaining for all my dailybooth followers XD ‘cause as long as I’m keeping people happy…I stay in a good mood ^_^ Now I’ll spend the rest of the day thinking about what to do, then end up filming it at 4am U_U
Also, I’ve decided smiley...
Michael Bublé, being a badass. I kinda wish I was... →
